So I was suppose to go on what was suppose to be like a “blind date” on Tuesday. Was suppose to meet this girl through a friend of mine and try and start something from nothing. I’ve never had any real luck in the love department since my last G.F. so I was hopeful that THIS would be the game changer! But….my friend didn’t come to school and couldn’t introduce us so I had to wait until today. Now today I realized how much of a loser I am at one-on-one so Tuesday I lucked out in a sense. There was an event Hate/Hope event on campus today to where if you wrote a pledge of hope, they gave you a flower. GENIUS! I wrote two pledges and got a pink flower for my encounter with this mystery woman lady (I should’ve got two but who woulda thought that my flower’s stem would eventually keep breaking off until I only had the flower’s pedals in my hand. Not to mention I had 3+ hours of classes in between we were suppose to meet so how in the world was I suppose to keep this flower alive/delicate before then?). I ended up going back to the event right before it was about to close down and wrote ANOTHER pledge of hope and getting a yellow flower. (The pink one was waaaaaaaaaay prettier!) So at this point, I have the first 5 mins of our encounter planned:
Minute 1: We exchange how are yous, and nice to meet you’s and then after 10 second of awkwardness I’d give her the flower
Minute 2+3: Hand the flower over. Thank you+your welcome mixed with a slick compliment should equal MAJOR brownie points! I figure I would explain where I got the flower from and how I was so dedicated I pledged 3 times and what not.
Minute 3-5: Mainly her response to that then the rest of the conversation would be dope!
However…my friend was feeling ill so NONE of this could happen….The flower is RIGHT next to me as I type this….and that’s pretty much how things go for me!
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